Horses with Shotgun Legs!

The idea for this downgraded was brought up by Grimm. He and Cael were in the apartment discussing...something...when Grimm blurted out, "Horses with Shotgun Legs!" And so the first Downgraded! was born...oh what is to come? Be afraid, it can only get worse.

"With the new Horse2.0, not only can you stride into battle on a majestic creature, but anything that tries to get underneath you is pretty much doomed. Call and order yours TODAY! Only 48 easy installments of $99,999.99 over the next 5 minutes! DONT WAIT, CALL NOW AND GET YOUR VERY OWN HORSE WITH SHOTGUN LEGS!"