Superman...can we really trust him?

The idea for this downgraded was...umm...not entirely sure where the idea came from, but Superman IS pretty creepy!

"Daddy, there's a monster outside my window."

"Dont be silly it's just a bird"

"But there is! he's creepy and wearing underwear over his pants!"

"You're just tired, it's only a plane"

The next morning the kids were gone, the mother was crying in the arms of her husband, and the police detective came out of the kids room and stated, "It's Superman!" clenching his fist and snapping his pen. "That manace will pay...he WILL pay!"