The Cigarmonica

The idea for this downgraded was a WONDERFUL idea which came up when Tyler Clapp was discussing Brandon Griggs' smoking habits. If brandon had this, he would die a happy, happy man.

"Ever want to smoke 10 cigars (or cigarettes) at the same time? Now you can with 'The Cigarmonica!' Be the sophisticated leader of your neighborhood's cartel, smoke 10 cubans at ONCE!"

or

"Ever want to achieve maximum cancer levels? Achieve prime death as fast as possible? Well look no further, for an easy purchase you can get this wonderful device that kills faster then your grandmother's Colt '45! See your local Cigarmonica dealer TODAY and sign the special waiver excluding us when your early demise is brought into question! BUY NOW!"