Excaliswat

We were having a few bug/mothra issues in the new apartment, so Tyler went and got a flyswatter. It is the sturdiest, toughest, and thickest swatter ever! he dubbed it EXCALISWAT, so we gave this ultimate bug killing weapon to Steiner from FF9.

"And so, Luther Pendrake took up the mighty Excaliswat, taken from the Lady of the Duck Pond, and claimed his right as king. When the other knights laughed at him, Luther challenged the greatest of them, Sir Mothival, to a duel, to prove his honor. Sir Mothival charged blindly forward, bearing down on Luther with his blade, but Excaliswat, the sturdier of the two weapons, deflected the swing, knocking Mothival back. Luther then delivered a most devastating slap to Mothival’s backside, heard for miles around. The blow left such a welt that Mothival yielded to Luther in tears. Luther was proclaimed king and everyone went home for tea and cookies, because this did not happen in England. Biscuits are for pansies."