Red Rooster Brand Coffee

For this Downgraded! all blame lies on Tyler. While at our brainstorm dinner he saw this old coffee add and wrote the idea down.

"Hi, this is farmer Dan...from farmerland. Just about every morning the rooster crows and I hafta get up and go to work. That rooster gets annoying after a while! Today I started thinking his wake up calls sounded more like 'GET THE FUCK UP NOW YOU LAZY SHIT!' I swear one time he flipped me off, go figure the rooster flipped ME the bird!"

"So one day I was out there with a hammer workin on the pigs, when the feather bastard struts up to me and breaks wind! I think i blacked out for a minute there cuz next I know the rooster was dead. I had to remove the evidence, and thus my coffee brand was born! Buy Red Rooster brand Coffee! With the blood of roosters, you too will wake up at the break of dawn!"

Farmer Dan is now serving jail time, unrelated