Schmuckers Jam

For this Downgraded! Brandon was trying to help the brainstorm session when right next to him was a tray filled with Smuckers jelly. Of course Brandon's mind immediately went to the idea brought before you. We are terribly sorry, but he is the one who makes Downgraded! and is in charge of the site...so there is no arguing with him on this.

"New Schmuckers brand jam! So good you can feel your wallet get fatter! Also try our other flavors; Lawsuit, Nazi Oppression, Egyptian Slavery, and our new Dreidel-latke blend! Also for the children 'Bar Mitzvah Berry Blast!' Buy then at your local wholesaler, he will make you such a deal!"